ADULT CONTENT All English translations are done as honestly as possible by a non-native speaker. However, if there are any mistakes, please feel free to comment. 🇪🇦 spanish version Manuela boredly dips her sad muffin in her coffee. This week she was supposed to receive a work phone call. From none other than the theatre "La Fragua de Vulcano". But she has bad cards for this call to play. Although last Monday's interview went well, Manuela came out of it with quite a good vibe, it may be that she has no work experience required and no references of any kind. She has fewer employment papers than a jackrabbit. She had nothing. Some occasional work, on the black, serving drinks in a beach bar and little else. Manu, deludedly and in a display of youthful hope, had recorded the number of the theatre on her broken mobile phone with its cracked screen, to recognise the future call and be prepared. A certain Ana Vergara, director of the theatre, would call her during the week...

EXCLUSIVO PARA MAYORES DE 18 AÑOS 🇬🇧 english version —¿Qué cómo he llegado aquí?    —responde un indignado, magullado  y cubierto de hollín Norberto Gracia. Que, en cambio, firma como Norbert Jones sus trabajos fotográficos para la revista culinaria "Ponerse morado"  para quedar más cool . Norbert le pega otra calada al cigarrillo, levanta la vista en dirección a la capitana Orduño de la comisaría, cierra  los ojos para intentar no omitir detalle y empieza su terrorífico relato. Hace una semana, recibí una invitación para cubrir el fin de semana de la feria anual del pulpo en O Poxardo de abaixo . Siendo un reconocido fotógrafo de platos típicos.  ¿De verdad, que no me ha reconocido? Soy un huevo de famoso... Todos los gastos pagados en el momento y agasajado desde que llego al pueblo. A  nadie le gusta que su gastronomía local salga fotografiada como una birriosa hamburguesa del Burger King, ¿Me entiende verdad?   Yo soy independiente...

  ADULT CONTENT All English translations are done as honestly as possible by a non-native speaker. However, if there are any mistakes, please feel free to comment. 🇪🇦 spanish version -How did I get here? replies an indignant, bruised and soot-covered Norberto Gracia. He signs his photographic work for the culinary magazine "Ponerse morado" as Norbert Jones to make himself look cooler. Norbert takes another drag on his cigarette, looks up in the direction of Captain Orduño of the police station, closes his eyes to try not to miss a detail and begins his terrifying story. A week ago, I received an invitation to cover the weekend of the annual octopus fair in O Poxardo de abaixo . Being a well-known photographer of local dishes, really, you didn't recognise me? I'm a really famous... All expenses paid on the spot and entertained from the moment I arrive in the village. Nobody likes to have their local gastronomy photographed as a burger from Burger King, you know what...