ADULT CONTENT - FOR PEOPLE OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE Image generated by ChatGPT and Luis Fernández (feel free to use) Year 2267. Bridge of the United Star Ship (NCC-6901-B) Cousteau. —The destruction of the USS Cousteau and the near-total annihilation of its crew, with the exception of a few members chosen as your sex slaves, if we do not hand over the Orionan ambassador before the next rotation? —Exactly —nods the Klingonian warrior Lutessa of the House of Ko’taak, arms crossed and looking anything but friendly. Well, the face she always wears. To her right, her twin sister Kalutta lasciviously licks a ceremonial sword with her modified forked tongue—. Despite your primate brain, Captain Kock, you have understood everything at the first go without needing a diagram to explain it. —Dear Captain Lutessa, what makes you think the USS Cousteau is incapable of defending itself against your threats and of telling you and your crew to fuck off back to the filthy planetoid from which you’ve...

ADULT CONTENT - FOR PEOPLE OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE Year 2267. United Star Ship (NCC-6901-B) Cousteau. Beta Quadrant .  Captain James T. Kock has just generously ejaculated onto the blue tits and part of the face of the young Landorian Ensign Duvall, shouting "Long live the first directive!" when the intercom on his jacket demands his attention on the bridge. He is informed that they are approaching their mission destination, the jungle planet Medea III. He pulls up his trousers and, with his deflated glans clearly shrinking, finally releases the albino bun from the officer, but not before ordering her to clean the last traces of his cum with her tongue. A starship captain cannot go about his duties looking like a mess! "You have performed your enormous task diligently, but you refused to swallow my milkshake," says the superior, "and for that reason alone, I am demoting you to first mate, Miss Nyota! "But I'm already an ensign, Captain!" protests th...

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 ONLY FOR MATURE READERS OVER 18 YEARS 🇪🇦 spanish version As Colette had promised, the best and most spectacular part of the film was from minute 46 onwards. But before we get to that point, there was a lot more to tell. As usual, every Friday, after leaving school, I dropped by the video store to get the latest releases. I have to remind you that before, when I was young in the late eighties, there was no Netflix or Amazon Prime, and the idea of streaming was unthinkable. Internet? It was music of the future and as far away as getting to the Moon. We were lucky having a telephone at home without having Internet. Public channels were terrible. If you were lucky, you had a handful of them that would fill you up with adverts. If you didn't have enough money to go to the cinema regularly or you spent it on other things, you went to your local video store to watch "cinema". The video store Michelle was a place where you could rent a feature movie in VHS or Betamax format (I...